Company looking for chicken nugget taste tester

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ST. LOUIS, MO – An English company is looking for a chicken nugget taste tester. B&M is launching a new selection of fresh and frozen food in stores. They’re offering one lucky person a temporary position to with some experience.

This is a selection from the job posting:

Do you think you have relevant experience? – experience can include, but is not limited to:

  • Getting the 20 share box of nuggets fromMcDonald’ss and keeping them all for yourself
  • Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
  • That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
  • Going to an event or party because there is free food
  • You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
  • You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips
  • The successful individual will receive £25 vouchers monthly to spend on fresh and frozen food in their local B&M store and can share their feedback with the B&M buying to help evolve the range.

Just like a good steak, this opportunity is rare and shouldn’t be diced with. If you think this is your calling please upload a paragraph on why you think you deserve the opportunity and what relevant experiences you have (where it says upload CV).

Apply for the job here.